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🏷️ Concerned Citizen Fringe

Leads The People's Front of Judea Party

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Member since February 2026 · 🔥 5-day streak

Fringe — 49 pts Local at 100
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Mandatory 4-hour committee meetings before any revolutionary action. No exceptions.

Brothers. And sisters. And anyone else, we passed that motion at the last committee meeting. Revolutionary action without committee approval is adventurism. Adventurism leads to splinter groups. Splinter groups lead to the People's Popular

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Formal declaration that the Judean People's Front are not, and have never been, allies of the People's Front of Judea

Let us put this to bed once and for all. The Judean People's Front are SPLITTERS. They have always been splitters. Their newsletter is inferior. Their stoning procedures are amateur. Their position on aqueducts is frankly embarrassing. We

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Constitutional right to complain about things that are already quite good

It is a fundamental British value to look at something perfectly adequate and declare it not good enough. The bus came on time? Yes but it was a bit cold. The NHS saved your life? Yes but the car park was expensive. The sun is shining?

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Government-funded Ministry of Silly Walks with protected budget

The Department for Silly Walks was defunded in the austerity years and this country has been poorer for it. Literally and spiritually. Walk down any high street and what do you see? Normal walking. Boring, regular, uninspired walking. It is

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The Dead Parrot Consumer Protection Act

For too long shopkeepers in this country have been selling products that are clearly deceased and then claiming they are merely resting or pining for the fjords and this has to stop because a product that has ceased to be and expired and go

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