Full Royal Commission into the appropriate use of the Oxford comma in parliamentary legislation

Electoral reform ● National by SensibleSusan · 🏷️ 1. Concerned Citizen · Fringe · 6 months ago
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The Difficult Decisions Party notes with concern the current ambiguity in legislative punctuation. On the one hand, the Oxford comma provides clarity. On the other hand, it does not. The implications for future legislation are therefore significant and warrant a full and proper consideration.

We propose the establishment of a Royal Commission, chaired by a retired civil servant of the deputy secretary grade or above, to consider all available evidence and deliver a final report to parliament no later than Q4 2029.

In the interim, all legislation will be drafted using em-dashes instead of commas, pending the outcome of the review. We believe this to be a proportionate and measured response.

SensibleSusan 🗳️ Ward Councillor Fringe

😬 The Difficult Decisions Party

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I have personally worked on three separate consultations on parliamentary drafting conventions. One was about commas. It ran for 18 months. It concluded that commas should be used "where appropriate". The report cost £240,000. I am not making this up and that is the tragedy of it.
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A £240,000 report that concluded "where appropriate". The most expensive shrug in British history. Someone should frame the invoice.
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Is this a real policy or have I wandered into a parody site by mistake
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Oh for heaven's sake. A Royal Commission on the Oxford comma, precisely the kind of navel-gazing nonsense that's infuriating. NHS waiting lists are longer than the average tax return. Housing crisis is a punchline. And someone wants £240k of debate about commas. Astonishing.
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A Royal Commission on commas. What a WASTE.

Bigger things to sort. Borders. Economy. This is daft. Absolute joke.
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spending fortunes on commas while the economy and borders need sorting? govt needs to get its priorities straight imo.
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Sheer resources this proposal would divert from anything actually pressing is striking. Legislative clarity matters but a Royal Commission on punctuation while the climate crisis accelerates is a strong contender for misallocation of the decade.
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Mock the policy. Not the person. Community principles →